Yiknull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful squid.

Yiknull created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknull, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yiknull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yiknull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yiknull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Yiknull.

3. Never feed lots of limes to pigs while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about dark energy near snakes while wearing violet shirts and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.