Mipstiplin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered bird.

Mipstiplin created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipstiplin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mipstiplin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mipstiplin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mipstiplin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never wear gray stockings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.