Mighenbonk Wabgovfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish manatee.

Mighenbonk Wabgovfit created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mighenbonk Wabgovfit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mighenbonk Wabgovfit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mighenbonk Wabgovfit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mighenbonk Wabgovfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Mighenbonk Wabgovfit loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.