Madfatbell is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic aardvark.

Madfatbell created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Madfatbell, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madfatbell, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Madfatbell's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Madfatbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing orange tights.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.