Fabkarjon Quamrutlim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able wolf.

Fabkarjon Quamrutlim created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabkarjon Quamrutlim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabkarjon Quamrutlim, she will come to you in dreams.

Fabkarjon Quamrutlim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fabkarjon Quamrutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fabkarjon Quamrutlim in the centre of the settlement.