Mum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking crane.

Mum created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mum, it will be very sad.

Mum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mum.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Mum on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Mum in the centre of the settlement.