Hunyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient hare.

Hunyarl created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunyarl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunyarl, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hunyarl's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear trousers.