Donfarsom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever chicken.

Donfarsom created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfarsom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donfarsom, it will laugh at you.

Donfarsom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Donfarsom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Donfarsom on top of all buildings.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never write about spacetime.