Honflan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak tortoise.

Honflan created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honflan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honflan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Honflan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Honflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.