Vigpodgen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody raven.

Vigpodgen created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigpodgen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vigpodgen, it will remove you from existence.

Vigpodgen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vigpodgen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.