Listgetcud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying faun.

Listgetcud created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listgetcud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Listgetcud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Listgetcud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Listgetcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Listgetcud six times a day.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing fawn shorts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

5. Never look at galaxies.