Rigvigrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing jaguar.

Rigvigrag created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvigrag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rigvigrag, she will turn you into a plant.

Rigvigrag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rigvigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Rigvigrag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rigvigrag on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.