Hinbeddab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying otter.

Hinbeddab created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbeddab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hinbeddab, she will not care.

Hinbeddab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hinbeddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Hinbeddab on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Hinbeddab loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.