Panglistzig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Panglistzig created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Panglistzig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panglistzig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Panglistzig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Panglistzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Panglistzig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.