Fublegcum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent deer.

Fublegcum created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fublegcum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fublegcum, it will not care.

Fublegcum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fublegcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing green dresses.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Fublegcum on top of important buildings.