Figvabsis is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured sheep.

Figvabsis created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Figvabsis, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Figvabsis, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Figvabsis' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Figvabsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.