Zenflygid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying dragonfly.

Zenflygid created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenflygid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zenflygid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zenflygid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zenflygid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Zenflygid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never run in the presence of shrews.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.