Dossbiftal is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless parrot.

Dossbiftal created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dossbiftal, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossbiftal, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dossbiftal's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dossbiftal's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if four seals approach from the west.

4. Never feed turnips to tapirs while wearing mauve trousers.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing purple shirts and balancing three gold spheres on your face.