Rullkiplag Fensit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise owl.

Rullkiplag Fensit created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullkiplag Fensit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rullkiplag Fensit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rullkiplag Fensit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rullkiplag Fensit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat peas.

4. You must love Rullkiplag Fensit.

5. Never paint your face mauve.