Sakbeppit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong dingo.

Sakbeppit created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbeppit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sakbeppit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sakbeppit's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sakbeppit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Sakbeppit.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.