Sadqueegjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud badger.

Sadqueegjop created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sadqueegjop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sadqueegjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sadqueegjop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sadqueegjop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Run away from turquoise horses, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Sadqueegjop three times a day.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.