Bimdonyarpdagzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong crow.

Bimdonyarpdagzod created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdonyarpdagzod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bimdonyarpdagzod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bimdonyarpdagzod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bimdonyarpdagzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Always help snails.

3. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not cook food in pots.