Pitfumlatmit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable hydra.

Pitfumlatmit created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitfumlatmit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitfumlatmit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pitfumlatmit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pitfumlatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.