Mabtargeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive mongoose.

Mabtargeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtargeb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabtargeb, he will turn you into a slug.

Mabtargeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mabtargeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear mauve hats.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Fast once a month.