Larnlabjipkemhogsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional salamander.

Larnlabjipkemhogsin created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnlabjipkemhogsin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larnlabjipkemhogsin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larnlabjipkemhogsin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Larnlabjipkemhogsin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Hide if three mites approach from the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Larnlabjipkemhogsin.