Jenafbin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, impressive jaguar.

Jenafbin created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenafbin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jenafbin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Jenafbin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jenafbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.