Kintafmid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful spider.

Kintafmid created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kintafmid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kintafmid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kintafmid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kintafmid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Hide if eight horses approach from the east.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.