Quimwonhot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited salamander.

Quimwonhot created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimwonhot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quimwonhot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quimwonhot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quimwonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.