Weepanmon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, smart lion.

Weepanmon created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weepanmon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weepanmon, he will turn you into a rock.

Weepanmon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Weepanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.