Fosstafpark is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying dragonfly.

Fosstafpark created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstafpark, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fosstafpark, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fosstafpark's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fosstafpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never sit near horses.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Never wear ear rings.