Lidbunwip is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying jaguar.

Lidbunwip created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbunwip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidbunwip, she will laugh at you.

Lidbunwip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lidbunwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never mention snails.