Tipneg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust hedgehog.

Tipneg created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipneg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipneg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tipneg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tipneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Tipneg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not take Tipneg's name in vain.

5. Always wear white.