Stikhimbess is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful finch.

Stikhimbess created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhimbess, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stikhimbess, it will jump up and down on your head.

Stikhimbess' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stikhimbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.