Sanyikdot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise swan.

Sanyikdot created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanyikdot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sanyikdot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sanyikdot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sanyikdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Sanyikdot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.