Fobbigwat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless walrus.

Fobbigwat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbigwat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobbigwat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fobbigwat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fobbigwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Fobbigwat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.