Komfobnig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever slug.

Komfobnig created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komfobnig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komfobnig, she will cry a lot.

Komfobnig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Komfobnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never mention tapirs.