Konsadtan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful weasel.

Konsadtan created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konsadtan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konsadtan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Konsadtan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Konsadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Put Konsadtan first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.