Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous hedgehog.

Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullomtlabgatgilzigbarn.