Parklarpzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak giraffe.

Parklarpzod created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklarpzod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parklarpzod, it will make you grow a tail.

Parklarpzod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Parklarpzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never wear ear rings.