Quamjipdodtabontbun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody wolf.

Quamjipdodtabontbun created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamjipdodtabontbun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamjipdodtabontbun, she will turn you into a slug.

Quamjipdodtabontbun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quamjipdodtabontbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not keep four manatees in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.