Nillyarpsand is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind lion.

Nillyarpsand created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillyarpsand, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillyarpsand, he will turn you into a slug.

Nillyarpsand's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nillyarpsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Nillyarpsand's name in vain.

3. Never leap near sharks.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.