Cibsakpib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable coyote.

Cibsakpib created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Cibsakpib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cibsakpib, it will turn you into a duck.

Cibsakpib's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibsakpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Run away from indigo manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.