Labsinbig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing naga.

Labsinbig created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labsinbig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Labsinbig, it will not invite you to parties.

Labsinbig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Labsinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never wear violet skirts.

3. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.