Libpopguncun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered cobra.

Libpopguncun created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Libpopguncun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libpopguncun, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Libpopguncun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Libpopguncun's Holy Commandments

1. Libpopguncun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libpopguncun.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Put Libpopguncun first in all things.