Gepkabqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody porpoise.

Gepkabqueeg created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkabqueeg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepkabqueeg, he will torture you forever.

Gepkabqueeg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gepkabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepkabqueeg.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.