Fubrillun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous grasshopper.

Fubrillun created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubrillun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubrillun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fubrillun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fubrillun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan otters, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Always look after injured frogs.