Habstiglist is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic meerkat.

Habstiglist created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habstiglist, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Habstiglist, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Habstiglist's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Habstiglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear green jumpers.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not take Habstiglist's name in vain.