Rentailpon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring snail.

Rentailpon created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Rentailpon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rentailpon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rentailpon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rentailpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.