Cindissfob is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient duck.

Cindissfob created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindissfob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cindissfob, it will turn you into a snail.

Cindissfob's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cindissfob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not sprint in public.