Fudsombem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest centaur.

Fudsombem created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudsombem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudsombem, she will manifest in front of you.

Fudsombem's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fudsombem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Run away if seven gulls approach from the west.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.